Deal with the Devil

(@ArcAngel) morning
(ArchDevil) *spanks ArcAngel*
»» @ArcAngel slaps ArchDevil around with a bit with a large harp. *ploing*
»» ArchDevil slaps ArcAngel with my tail
(vb) good vs evil round 1 fight
(HardDisk) too bad evil wins
»» HardDisk teams up with ArchDevil and annihilates ArcAngel by stabbing him in the back
(HardDisk) who said cheaters never prosper?
(HardDisk) now I want my lifetime supply of whores
(HardDisk) without the STD's
(HardDisk) and normal looking human women types
(ArchDevil) hehe:D
(HardDisk) without any deformities or commitments
(ArchDevil) HardDisk: i have some slutty girlfriends!
(HardDisk) I know the devil he always screws my wishes up
(HardDisk) that's why i have this fully thought out
(HardDisk) oh and no vagina monsters hidden either
(HardDisk) and no trannies
(HardDisk) and they are not to be related to me
(HardDisk) and only between the ages of 18 and 30
(HardDisk) and have no crazy boyfriends/husbands or any affiliations with any violent individuals or organizations
(HardDisk) out of my own choice some may be nymphomaniacs
(HardDisk) but none delusional, crazy, or any mental illness
(HardDisk) they must be physically fit, no fatties and no dyslexics or anorexics
(HardDisk) their bodyparts must be real, no prosthetics or bionics
(HardDisk) actually..
(HardDisk) one female robot
(ArchDevil) hahahahahahahahahaha
(HardDisk) just out of curiosity
(HardDisk) oh and normal body temperatures
(HardDisk) ok i think im done
(HardDisk) I think i covered almost everything
(HardDisk) now slutty girlfriends you say?
(ArchDevil) yeh! but then you have to come to norway!
(HardDisk) ah FUCK I knew I missed something
(HardDisk) DAMN YOU SATAN