It ALWAYS ends with a Minecraft server crashing :)

(+Mortvert) don't think about it- blargh
(HardDisk) you prolly saw akira then
(+Mortvert) stop reminding me of updating my list
(HardDisk) ok
(+Mortvert) HardDisk, don't remember
»» HardDisk reminds Mortvert to stop reminding himself to update his list
»» (+Mortvert) slaps HardDisk around with a large trout.
»» HardDisk takes that trout and upgrades it to a tuna and crushes Mortvert's hands
(@Zetas) dont slap the hard disk, could cause bad sectors
(+Mortvert) Zetas, not my HardDisk == not my problem
(HardDisk) :(
(HardDisk) I'm no one's HardDisk
»» (+Mortvert) zaps HardDisk with 240V
(HardDisk) I'm earthed.
(HardDisk) fail.
(+Mortvert) May your circuits rest in heaven.
(+Mortvert) Still, it WILL fry everything
»» HardDisk also mentions he's inside a tesla cage
(HardDisk) fail.
(HardDisk) I'm quick :)
(+Mortvert) HardDisk, i zapped you on INSIDE
»» HardDisk goes outside and locks Mortvert in
(+Mortvert) therefore tesla cage == invalid
»» +Mortvert eats the cage
(+Mortvert) yum.
»» HardDisk finds a vortex and jumps through
»» (+Mortvert) eats the vortex with HardDisk inside
(HardDisk) that's ok, I found myself on a planet full of women
»» +Mortvert eats the planet, takes all the women for himself
(+Mortvert) time to play minecraft
(@Zetas) you EAT the planet?
(+Mortvert) ya
(+Mortvert) Since it's made out of cake
(@Zetas) is this katamari or something? lol
»» HardDisk transforms into unicron and destroys Mortvert
»» +Mortvert regens
(+Mortvert) Nou
(@Zetas) this is some kind of weird cosplay
(@Zetas) im gonna step out
(@Zetas) lol
»» +Mortvert drags Zetas into this
»» HardDisk grabs Zetas and puts on him a cat woman outfit
(+Mortvert) Oh no you don't
(+Mortvert) OHGOD
»» @Zetas runs away
»» HardDisk pulls Zetas's tail
(HardDisk) where do you think you're going?
»» (+Mortvert) impales HardDisk on a BYTE spike
(HardDisk) hey 2 v 1?
»» HardDisk clones himself RAID 5
»» +Mortvert zaps the RAID with a thunder
»» HardDisk digs himself underground
(+Mortvert) WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE -oh wait, wrong situation
»» @Zetas sits back with popcorn and watches
»» HardDisk takes Zetas's popcorn and throws it in Mortvert's face
»» +Mortvert eats it
»» (+Mortvert) pulls HardDisk using magnets. How do these work?
»» HardDisk while distracting Mortvert pours hydrochloric acid on Mortvert
(+Mortvert) HardDisk, invalid
»» @Zetas picks popcorn off Mortvert's face and eats it, still watching
(+Mortvert) i can eat/drink everything
»» HardDisk grabs a rubber tire and places it between himself
»» (+Mortvert) eats HardDisk
(+Mortvert) game over.
»» (+Mortvert) digests HardDisk
»» HardDisk HardDisk starts ripping himself through Mortvert
(HardDisk) we're clones
(+Mortvert) HardDisk == already dissolved
(HardDisk) assimilate
(HardDisk) resistance is futile
(+Mortvert) orly?
»» HardDisk releases his nanobots
»» +Mortvert releases the armageddon.exe
(HardDisk) and takes over Mortvert nerves and brain
»» HardDisk is on a linux OS
(+Mortvert) First you have to find the brain :D
(HardDisk) .exe fail
»» +Mortvert executes the .exe on the universe
»» HardDisk reminds Mortvert universe runs BSD
(+Mortvert) Good bye, Ms. HardDisk
»» HardDisk eats a pacman pill and devours Mortvert
»» HardDisk turns Mortvert into a ghost
(+Mortvert) HardDisk, i'm so 1337 that i can run .exe on BSD
»» +Mortvert remorphs
(HardDisk) this isn't going to end is it :)
»» (+Mortvert) releases minecraft ghasts upon HardDisk
(+Mortvert) I dunno, lol
»» HardDisk releases ION CANON and CRASHES mincraft server
(+Mortvert) Zetas, entertained enough?
(HardDisk) minecraft*
»» (+Mortvert) reminds HardDisk that this isn't minecraft.
»» HardDisk reminds Mortvert he just said minecraft
(@Zetas) i love how you guys started out as eating the planet and came full circle to crashing a minecraft server
(+Mortvert) That said, I'm off to play
(@Zetas) should put this on reddit
(HardDisk) :D
(+Mortvert) Zetas, Go ahead :D
(HardDisk) good game.
»» HardDisk shakes Mortvert hand
»» (+Mortvert) shakes HardDisk's hand
(HardDisk) and eats it?
(+Mortvert) nay
(HardDisk) :)
(HardDisk) cool