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Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Q: what is the name of a touch screen lcd monitor? where to find one? how come i can't find any in craigslist.org? which linux distros supports touch screen?
A: Touch Screens, google, you suck at searching on craigslist?, most distros check the screen first.
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Q: how many bottle of buu's do i need to kill myself in peace? and how to get boo's without wearing nice clothing and smelling nice and shower, and without a brith date?
A: 1/4 of a bottle seeing what a little cunt you must be, call mohinder he will hook you up with a bottle, but you have to suck on his cock first and play with his hairy balls he loves it that way I double checked with your pimp dad, you don't need a birth date since it is totally insignificant at this hour.
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Q: what do you do when somebody/group who doesn't want me around simply wants me to suffer..gets other services forcefully and people after you to do your dirty work?
A: I suppose the best answer would be and mind you this is pretty old but in your case it might be your first time, "Here's a quarter go call someone who cares." Or you could take the other route, and that's to call one of those emo hotlines and for only 99c a minute you can begin to describe your first experience when you were fucked as a boy.
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Q: when web sites asks for credit card info for buying things can i jot down debit card number instead of credit card and it would work?
A: If I were you I'd also allow that you be paid in used underwear, skinned cats and/or used razor blades, you don't need a debit/credit card unless I need it to line up some coke before I violate your ass, you can just accept cash instead and keep it stored between your tits.
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Q: what do you do when you are very sleepy and need sleep or you'll get heart attack but can't sleep?
A: if I feel sleepy and am about to get a heart attack at the same time, my best advice is to lie on your back, raise your legs in the air so that more blood rushes down, but with the attack clogging up your arteries, it'll just go into your cock, you'll die but at least when they find you in rigor mortis at least they'll say you died happy.
