The sequel

It's time to come back and rant. Stay tuned.

It ALWAYS ends with a Minecraft server crashing :)

(+Mortvert) don't think about it- blargh
(HardDisk) you prolly saw akira then
(+Mortvert) stop reminding me of updating my list
(HardDisk) ok
(+Mortvert) HardDisk, don't remember
»» HardDisk reminds Mortvert to stop reminding himself to update his list
»» (+Mortvert) slaps HardDisk around with a large trout.
»» HardDisk takes that trout and upgrades it to a tuna and crushes Mortvert's hands
(@Zetas) dont slap the hard disk, could cause bad sectors
(+Mortvert) Zetas, not my HardDisk == not my problem
(HardDisk) :(
(HardDisk) I'm no one's HardDisk
»» (+Mortvert) zaps HardDisk with 240V
(HardDisk) I'm earthed.
(HardDisk) fail.
(+Mortvert) May your circuits rest in heaven.
(+Mortvert) Still, it WILL fry everything
»» HardDisk also mentions he's inside a tesla cage
(HardDisk) fail.
(HardDisk) I'm quick :)
(+Mortvert) HardDisk, i zapped you on INSIDE
»» HardDisk goes outside and locks Mortvert in
(+Mortvert) therefore tesla cage == invalid
»» +Mortvert eats the cage
(+Mortvert) yum.
»» HardDisk finds a vortex and jumps through
»» (+Mortvert) eats the vortex with HardDisk inside
(HardDisk) that's ok, I found myself on a planet full of women
»» +Mortvert eats the planet, takes all the women for himself
(+Mortvert) time to play minecraft
(@Zetas) you EAT the planet?
(+Mortvert) ya
(+Mortvert) Since it's made out of cake
(@Zetas) is this katamari or something? lol
»» HardDisk transforms into unicron and destroys Mortvert
»» +Mortvert regens
(+Mortvert) Nou
(@Zetas) this is some kind of weird cosplay
(@Zetas) im gonna step out
(@Zetas) lol
»» +Mortvert drags Zetas into this
»» HardDisk grabs Zetas and puts on him a cat woman outfit
(+Mortvert) Oh no you don't
(+Mortvert) OHGOD
»» @Zetas runs away
»» HardDisk pulls Zetas's tail
(HardDisk) where do you think you're going?
»» (+Mortvert) impales HardDisk on a BYTE spike
(HardDisk) hey 2 v 1?
»» HardDisk clones himself RAID 5
»» +Mortvert zaps the RAID with a thunder
»» HardDisk digs himself underground
(+Mortvert) WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE -oh wait, wrong situation
»» @Zetas sits back with popcorn and watches
»» HardDisk takes Zetas's popcorn and throws it in Mortvert's face
»» +Mortvert eats it
»» (+Mortvert) pulls HardDisk using magnets. How do these work?
»» HardDisk while distracting Mortvert pours hydrochloric acid on Mortvert
(+Mortvert) HardDisk, invalid
»» @Zetas picks popcorn off Mortvert's face and eats it, still watching
(+Mortvert) i can eat/drink everything
»» HardDisk grabs a rubber tire and places it between himself
»» (+Mortvert) eats HardDisk
(+Mortvert) game over.
»» (+Mortvert) digests HardDisk
»» HardDisk HardDisk starts ripping himself through Mortvert
(HardDisk) we're clones
(+Mortvert) HardDisk == already dissolved
(HardDisk) assimilate
(HardDisk) resistance is futile
(+Mortvert) orly?
»» HardDisk releases his nanobots
»» +Mortvert releases the armageddon.exe
(HardDisk) and takes over Mortvert nerves and brain
»» HardDisk is on a linux OS
(+Mortvert) First you have to find the brain :D
(HardDisk) .exe fail
»» +Mortvert executes the .exe on the universe
»» HardDisk reminds Mortvert universe runs BSD
(+Mortvert) Good bye, Ms. HardDisk
»» HardDisk eats a pacman pill and devours Mortvert
»» HardDisk turns Mortvert into a ghost
(+Mortvert) HardDisk, i'm so 1337 that i can run .exe on BSD
»» +Mortvert remorphs
(HardDisk) this isn't going to end is it :)
»» (+Mortvert) releases minecraft ghasts upon HardDisk
(+Mortvert) I dunno, lol
»» HardDisk releases ION CANON and CRASHES mincraft server
(+Mortvert) Zetas, entertained enough?
(HardDisk) minecraft*
»» (+Mortvert) reminds HardDisk that this isn't minecraft.
»» HardDisk reminds Mortvert he just said minecraft
(@Zetas) i love how you guys started out as eating the planet and came full circle to crashing a minecraft server
(+Mortvert) That said, I'm off to play
(@Zetas) should put this on reddit
(HardDisk) :D
(+Mortvert) Zetas, Go ahead :D
(HardDisk) good game.
»» HardDisk shakes Mortvert hand
»» (+Mortvert) shakes HardDisk's hand
(HardDisk) and eats it?
(+Mortvert) nay
(HardDisk) :)
(HardDisk) cool

My Life Story on Youtube.

(@wicca) seen Legend of the Seeker HardDisk ?? it's good
(HardDisk) no I don't like seeker
(rena) boring life eh HD
(HardDisk) I love fantasy
(ANG1L) never get time to watch that much tv
(HardDisk) I mean big time
(@wicca) awww .. loved the books
(HardDisk) but legend I was disappointed.
(HardDisk) rena, no, I just can spare lots of time
(rena) HardDisk and wicca sitting on a tree watching tv
(@wicca) alot to cover ...
(@wicca) haha rena with handcuffs and bablings
»» HardDisk faceslaps
(rena) wicca i love cuffss
(rena) i know that
»» (@wicca) faceslaps HardDisk too
(HardDisk) does everyone remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I
(ANG1L) hmm that safe to click
(@wicca) yea ANG1L
(HardDisk) yes
(HardDisk) it's youtube
(HardDisk) I only put NSFW infront of NSFW stuff
(@wicca) HardDisk LOL
(Rena) lol
(Rena) he confused her boobs with drums
(@wicca) so HardDisk .. did you get another job after that one
(HardDisk) loooooooool
(@wicca) funny part Rena .. she put up with it
(HardDisk) I did
(@wicca) that was tooo funny
(Rena) maybe she gave him hell after wicca
(HardDisk) after learning the drums
(HardDisk) I decided to go solo and sing, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8
(@wicca) I don't think so Rena ... she probably considered herself lucky
(Rena) lol
(ANG1L) good god what was that ^
(Rena) hahahahahahhhahahahahahah
(@wicca) that was HardDisk
(ANG1L) :s
(@wicca) second job ..
(Rena) thiner
(@wicca) I think he needs to go back to boob drums
(HardDisk) well
(ANG1L) haha
(HardDisk) I was so good in singing I decided to get my brother with me
(HardDisk) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoWfambAi6A
(Rena) seriously now
(HardDisk) yes serious
(Rena) i need to sleep
(HardDisk) after being such a hit, I started a group http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I
»» ANG1L directs Rena to the bedroom =)
(Rena) i guess the fatty is u HardDisk:P
(Rena) craig im in bed;p
(ANG1L) either one will do,
(HardDisk) I'll be there honey
(ANG1L) my chair has wheels just push me in and tip me out =D
(Rena) nice voices they have
(HardDisk) yes
(HardDisk) and finally
(HardDisk) after I retired
(HardDisk) my children took over the business http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w
(Rena) dear god
(HardDisk) and passed down the talents to them
(Rena) hahhahahahahah
(ANG1L) yus my dear
(Rena) neerdy kids..rofl
(HardDisk) and that is my story of how I succeeded in life using other people's youtube videos

Men, can't live with them, can't cheat without them.

I had been asked the following question, why is it guys that say they care about you will flirt and talk to everyone else but you? A little weird and inconciderate?

Here is my response,

From an anthropological point of view, men and women have for thousands of years attracted the other sex whether intentional or not. But not to stray too far, you are asking about men's actions towards other women when they are already in a relationship whether married or not mind you. It is man's nature to "hoard" the women of his social circle, even if a woman he has NO sexual attraction too he will still directly or indirectly try to take her away from another man. An example is when female x asks a man she knows about a clock radio, the man will automatically give his dominance into telling her what to get where to get it, and may even offer to help you get it. I can understand that even though all it was, was a harmless gesture, it is human NATURE for the man to even opinionate himself over a suggestion another man-made because to him that man's words are worthless and a woman's is inferior anyway.

That being said to answer your question from my view, first of all I do not deny the fact that I am also trying to dominate the subject by opinionating myself on others because for example @Jessica Nicole who says there is a third group "the space givers" they are not space givers they are just currently interested in other more important issues, or their goal is something else that you are not aware off, not everything a man wants from a woman is sex by the way, men and women for that matter require different things from different people all the time.

People will "try" to keep anyone they encounter as beneficial to them as long as they can with whatever means they can. If one person can keep a person "hooked" by pretending to care for them to get something else off them, they will. This alone shows that we are selfish, and we are. there is no human on earth that is not selfish, again its human nature and their core survival mode. Selfishness as a word can mean for good things as well. I am selfish that I want people to care what I just wrote now, why? because it gives me self-satisfaction. Another person can get their satisfactions with means of a mutual exchange, the level of the exchange differs, this isn't a product trade where I can get a bag of oranges for a dollar. Each person makes their own trade cost according to how much do they want whatever it is they wanted.

I realize I was blabbing on too much, but I just hope that I brought some insight.

Deal with the Devil

(@ArcAngel) morning
(ArchDevil) *spanks ArcAngel*
»» @ArcAngel slaps ArchDevil around with a bit with a large harp. *ploing*
»» ArchDevil slaps ArcAngel with my tail
(vb) good vs evil round 1 fight
(HardDisk) too bad evil wins
»» HardDisk teams up with ArchDevil and annihilates ArcAngel by stabbing him in the back
(HardDisk) who said cheaters never prosper?
(HardDisk) now I want my lifetime supply of whores
(HardDisk) without the STD's
(HardDisk) and normal looking human women types
(ArchDevil) hehe:D
(HardDisk) without any deformities or commitments
(ArchDevil) HardDisk: i have some slutty girlfriends!
(HardDisk) I know the devil he always screws my wishes up
(HardDisk) that's why i have this fully thought out
(HardDisk) oh and no vagina monsters hidden either
(HardDisk) and no trannies
(HardDisk) and they are not to be related to me
(HardDisk) and only between the ages of 18 and 30
(HardDisk) and have no crazy boyfriends/husbands or any affiliations with any violent individuals or organizations
(HardDisk) out of my own choice some may be nymphomaniacs
(HardDisk) but none delusional, crazy, or any mental illness
(HardDisk) they must be physically fit, no fatties and no dyslexics or anorexics
(HardDisk) their bodyparts must be real, no prosthetics or bionics
(HardDisk) actually..
(HardDisk) one female robot
(ArchDevil) hahahahahahahahahaha
(HardDisk) just out of curiosity
(HardDisk) oh and normal body temperatures
(HardDisk) ok i think im done
(HardDisk) I think i covered almost everything
(HardDisk) now slutty girlfriends you say?
(ArchDevil) yeh! but then you have to come to norway!
(HardDisk) ah FUCK I knew I missed something
(HardDisk) DAMN YOU SATAN

a perfect conversation

She storms into the room,
I pause,
she calmly informs me of nothing,
I nod and thank her for that,
she screams her fears, almost crying,
I ask her why,
her heart explodes with agony,
she blames me for everything,
I ask her again,
she turns around,
slams the door behind her,
and I thank her for that,
I resume.

Spring '10

I prayed
I hoped
but it got me nowhere

I laughed
I joked
now I don't care

I drank
I smoked
now I'm everywhere

I puked
I choked
but I don't care

because with love
I coped
And now I'm somewhere.

A year has passed with memories,
invoked
I'm happy you were there.

A new year
I'm stoked
so please prepare

For fun
and dope
and countless more memories to share

Do you Ubuntu like I do?

Do that voodoo that you do

Magically install a distro so oiled up and smooth like an allen screw,
with many a fine flavor to choose from, even more than cheese fondue.

Branched from a system that's almost impossible to break into,
you just won't be able to depart from it like crazy glue.

Security's so tight you'd need more than a bottle screw,
to open up this baby so don't presume to
understand or figure out the inner workings in regards to
why can't we all live in a world of open source and my ground crew,
who comprise of mainly all the world's population that have come together and risen through,
all the hard work, fan-base hatred and unwanted taboo.

It's hard not to appreciate the efforts and achievements just read the reviews,
on every blog, twitter, article you come across to
and find mostly praise, affection and loyalty on a range of points of views.

All that matters at the end of the day when you look up towards that sky all reddish blue,
ask yourself one question, do you Ubuntu like I do?

Mary Jane and her shoes

kick it one time
kick it two times
if that fuck gets up shoot him times nine
yea, this how we do, yea this what we do
i smell like tissues
one day i met a laaady
one day i met my baaaaby
one day I met my maaaaaybe
and this what we do
kick it one time
kick it two times
if that fuck get up shoot him times nine
you want a story?
ill give you the glory
sunshine
so i was walking down the street
and guess who i happen to meet?
lisa from downtown
lisa from around
we starting talking
we started walking
we said some crazy shit
like
ooo i haven't seen you in a while
i says ooo i havent seen that smile
she says so what you doing later on?
i says...nothin you wanna get undone?
a sweat goes down her shirt
i feel that this one time chick is gonna feel dirt
and that's as big as it gets
kick it one time
kick it two times
if that fuck gets up shoot him times nine
see my cock is a block of shock and terror
you gotta tame it a lot so you remember it forever
son, i wish you had one tenth of what i have right now
cause son, you'd kiss the precum off my gun POW POW
kick it one time
kick it two times
if that fuck gets up shoot him times nine
if that fuck gets up shoot him times nine
times nine
times nine
times nine

Watch the LHC live on Wednesday. Incase we survive it, this is what's next.

Out with Chuck Norris 1.0 and in with Michael Phelps 2.0

Skip the article and read the user comments

http://gawker.com/5038018/michael-phelps-freakish-physique-explained#viewcomments

Power of Ten

ljudbilden & piloten

Albert Einstein - A Digital Portrait

Ask Aunt Anny.

Q: what is the name of a touch screen lcd monitor? where to find one? how come i can't find any in craigslist.org? which linux distros supports touch screen?

A: Touch Screens, google, you suck at searching on craigslist?, most distros check the screen first.

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Q: how many bottle of buu's do i need to kill myself in peace? and how to get boo's without wearing nice clothing and smelling nice and shower, and without a brith date?

A: 1/4 of a bottle seeing what a little cunt you must be, call mohinder he will hook you up with a bottle, but you have to suck on his cock first and play with his hairy balls he loves it that way I double checked with your pimp dad, you don't need a birth date since it is totally insignificant at this hour.

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Q: what do you do when somebody/group who doesn't want me around simply wants me to suffer..gets other services forcefully and people after you to do your dirty work?

A: I suppose the best answer would be and mind you this is pretty old but in your case it might be your first time, "Here's a quarter go call someone who cares." Or you could take the other route, and that's to call one of those emo hotlines and for only 99c a minute you can begin to describe your first experience when you were fucked as a boy.

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Q: when web sites asks for credit card info for buying things can i jot down debit card number instead of credit card and it would work?

A: If I were you I'd also allow that you be paid in used underwear, skinned cats and/or used razor blades, you don't need a debit/credit card unless I need it to line up some coke before I violate your ass, you can just accept cash instead and keep it stored between your tits.

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Q: what do you do when you are very sleepy and need sleep or you'll get heart attack but can't sleep?

A: if I feel sleepy and am about to get a heart attack at the same time, my best advice is to lie on your back, raise your legs in the air so that more blood rushes down, but with the attack clogging up your arteries, it'll just go into your cock, you'll die but at least when they find you in rigor mortis at least they'll say you died happy.